Me:Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents:Ok, cool.
Me:Your luggage is outside
ffoodd:

Fresas glaceadas, gelatina de yogurt, lavanda, helado de fresa (Strawberry glaze, yogurt jelly, lavender, strawberry ice cream) ($75 MXP) (by ALifeWorthEating)

Now, that’s what I call a dessert…. Not badly done waffles with ice cream. 

ffoodd:

Fresas glaceadas, gelatina de yogurt, lavanda, helado de fresa (Strawberry glaze, yogurt jelly, lavender, strawberry ice cream) ($75 MXP) (by ALifeWorthEating)

Now, that’s what I call a dessert…. Not badly done waffles with ice cream. 

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fuck-a-thon:

HAHA omg 

fuck-a-thon:

HAHA omg 

How to Make Google Translate Beatbox

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

1) Go to translate.google.com

2) Set the translator to translate German to English.

3) Copy + paste the following into the translate box: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpkzvpvzk kkkkkk bsch.

4) Click the listen button.

5) Be amazed.

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