January 2012
3 posts
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
December 2011
1 post
November 2011
1 post
October 2011
6 posts
When you say something that sounds dirty when it... →
How to Make Google Translate Beatbox →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
1) Go to translate.google.com
2) Set the translator to translate German to English.
3) Copy + paste the following into the translate box: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpkzvpvzk kkkkkk bsch.
4) Click the listen button.
5) Be amazed.
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Reblog if your able to find something wrong in... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
If you don’t reblog…
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September 2011
1 post
August 2011
9 posts
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April 2011
9 posts
Singaporean way of declaring love "I can't live...
They Exist:
lizetteangeli:
OH MY GOD MEG
When people are arguing and try to pull me into...
Nigga, I’m just here for some entertainment.
March 2011
13 posts
You know something's wrong with me when...
My smile just doesn’t reach my eyes.
Sit there staring at something for the longest time.
Look up and continuously blink.
Give a heavy sigh and shake my head.
Only smile when something’s hilarious.
Sit while hugging my knees.
Mindlessly scribble.
Completely alone not even attempting to be with someone.
Rest my head on your shoulder.
When you ask if something is wrong and i say ‘I’m...
I want to be the one that was known to have lived...
February 2011
29 posts
Sometimes when I get upset, something inside of me...
